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  • Guerrilla Memo Logo Moral Patch

    Guerrilla Memo Logo Moral Patch

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    Guerrilla Memo Logo Moral Patch

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    Morning Brief Mug – Caffeinate & Dominate

    Morning Brief Mug – Caffeinate & Dominate

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    Operationally Irreverent – Circle Sticker

    Operationally Irreverent – Circle Sticker

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    Sgt. Jax Tactical Hydration Rig

    Sgt. Jax Tactical Hydration Rig

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    Unofficial Issue Tee – Sgt. Jax Approved (Unisex t-shirt)

    Unofficial Issue Tee – Sgt. Jax Approved (Unisex t-shirt)

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    “Join the Rebellion” Sgt. Jax Sticker – Guerrilla Grade Vinyl

    “Join the Rebellion” Sgt. Jax Sticker – Guerrilla Grade Vinyl

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Gear Up for Satirical Warfare

Welcome to Guerrilla Gear — the official gear locker for warfighters of wit.

We weaponize satire, roast bureaucracy, and drop memos that hit harder than a late-night tasker. Now you can wear the rebellion.

From unofficial-issue tees to morale-boosting mugs and stickers that stick it to the system, every item is Sgt. Jax-approved and field-ready.

This isn’t just merch — it’s a movement. A uniform for those who know the CONOPS is broken and the coffee is usually cold.

Join the ranks. Mock the madness. And look damn good doing it.

Because truth in satire deserves better swag.

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