Morning Brief Mug – Caffeinate & Dominate

Start your day the Guerrilla Memo way: over-caffeinated, under-resourced, and already pissed off at the latest digital transformation buzzword.

This is not your commander’s morale mug. This is the Sgt. Jax Morning Brief, forged for those who:

• Read satirical memos before inbox zero
• Laugh at acronyms and live for accountability
• Know the only thing more dangerous than a full mug is a full colonel with a vision board

Features:

• 15 oz of weaponized caffeine capacity
• Dishwasher and microwave safe (even in contested environments)
• White ceramic with black inside and a bold Guerrilla Memo insignia + Sgt. Jax glare of judgment

Mug up, warfighter.
Because the truth doesn’t brew itself.

Military-Grade Specs:
• Ceramic
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe