Sgt. Jax Tactical Hydration Rig

Hydrate Like a Warfighter, Not a Desk Jockey
This isn’t your average “influencer sipping matcha” water bottle. This is the Guerrilla Memo CamelBak—a battle-tested hydration vessel forged from 50% recycled plastic and 100% righteous indignation. It’s stain-resistant, shatter-resistant, and bureaucracy-resistant. With a spill-proof lid and bite valve, it keeps your drink where it belongs—in your mouth, not on your classified laptop.

Whether you're grinding through a PT session, a 12-hour brief, or just surviving another Zoom stand-up, this bottle has the tactical volume to outlast your will to engage.

Capacity for chaos. Engineered for rebellion.

Military-Grade Tech specs:
• 25 oz (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• BPA-free Eastman Tritan™ Renew 50% recycled material
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Spill-proof screw-on lid with bite valve
• Single-finger carry-handle