This isn’t your standard-issue PX cotton. This is Guerrilla Gear — battle-tested by Sgt. Jax himself (mostly during rants about Joint All-Domain confusion and morale-lowering PowerPoints).
Screen-printed with our iconic Guerrilla Memo insignia, this shirt tells the world:
• You question authority • You mock bureaucracy • And you look damn good doing it
Perfect for formation runs, classified meetings with zero coffee, or just silently judging LinkedIn influencers from a distance.
Specs:
• Soft, durable, field-comfort cotton (no scratchy nonsense) • Unisex fit for all warfighters, rebels, and desk jockeys • Available in Tactical Black, Military Grade Dirt colors, and Briefing Room White • Comes with zero CIF accountability — wear it loud
Wear it. Share it. Subvert with style. Because truth in satire doesn’t sweat.
Military-Grade Specs: • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
